
john is literally me
the fuck dave
what
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
Ben: Wow, this is VH… VH1— but I mean, like, post—post- watershed, okay. Wow. (x)
So cute how he cannot say that he would fuck Zoe :D

just put all villains in the glass cell
if I can’t bang on the glass, can I bang the villain?
if I can’t bang on the glass, can I bang the villain?
Sorry not sorry
That’s what happened in Budapest.
That’s what happened in Budapest.
“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
We were married for three years and five days, and I loved him. But for the last couple months, I just wasn’t into sex at all. It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed. Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids and I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. I don’t think that makes me a criminal.”